Anonymous asked: imagine Bucky realising that he actually really likes wearing eye makeup so Natasha and Tony teach him how to use eyeliner (Tony insists he only knows because he's watched Pepper doing it... it's not that he's experimented with it or anything... nope...) and at first Bucky's nervous about people seeing him but Natasha and Tony insist that he looks great (and he does) so he walks nervously into his and Steve's apartment... (1)
(2) and Steve just grins at him and tells him that there’s space on the top right shelf in the bathroom if he wants to keep his make up there
frozenspiderwebleggies asked: 9;^}
The Janelle Monae emoticon everyone.
Anonymous asked: Tony finding out and secretly building/fixing up an apartment complex and builds a simple website for Steve to use instead of his couch, because there are just too many kids for Steve to use his home to help. It only has ad space on LGBTQ+ resource sites. Tony also set up the intake application and rent rate (which has a minimum value of $0.00) to include utilities and groceries (which cater to any dietary restrictions), because that's how Steve wants it run.
Please. Steve and Tony helping queer homeless youth is the best thing ever.
Tony reserving internships in his company (all paid an actual living wage, housing included as needed) for the LGBTQ+ kids Steve helps. Internships in every division from R&D to legal. Queer kids flocking to the legal internships to learn how to make the law work for them, to learn how to tear the old world down and build a new one that won’t shut them out.
I am actually genuinely crying.
QUEER KIDS HANGING OUT WITH BRUCE.
QUEER KIDS DOING SCIENCE, COMING BACK TO A DISCIPLINE THEY USED TO LOVE BUT THOUGHT HAD NO ROOM FOR THEM, QUEER KIDS WATCHING THE NEW COSMOS SERIES ON THE HUGE TVS AND HUGE COUCHES IN THE AVENGERS TOWER, QUEER KIDS ARGUING ABOUT WHICH OF THEM IS GOING TO BE THE FIRST QUEER ASTRONAUT ON THE MOON, ON MARS, ETC
QUEER GIRLS CRYING WHEN THEY HEAR ABOUT SALLY RIDE
BRUCE OVERSEEING EXPERIMENTS AND LEADING READING GROUPS AND RECOMMENDING ARTICLES AND WRITING COLLEGE RECOMMENDATION LETTERS
QUEER KIDS CO-AUTHORING THEIR FIRST ARTICLES WHILE LIVING IN AVENGERS TOWER WITH TONY FREAKING STARK AND BRUCE FREAKING BANNER
Okay. I NEED TO WRITE A FIC WITH THE AVENGERS ALL HELPING RAISE HOMELESS QUEER YOUTH.
CLINT TEACHING SOME ARCHERY. AND HIS STUDENTS GOING TO THE OLYMPICS!!!
Can you imagine Clint at those Olympics, though. Coaching, having his serious moments, jumping around and hollering like a kid and hugging his athletes when they fire their perfect shot
Can you imagine COULSON at those Olympics?
LET’S TALK ABOUT NATASHA TEACHING QUEER KIDS SELF DEFENSE JUST IN CASE THEY CAN’T ALWAYS SHAKE THE PHOBIC FOLKS IN THEIR LIVES. AND ALL OF THEM WALKING THEM TO PLACES WHERE THEY DON’T QUITE FEEL SAFE BECAUSE WHO’S GONNA MESS WITH SOMEONE WITH CAPTAIN FUCKING AMERICA?
OH TASHA WOULD BE SO SO SO VERY PROTECTIVE OF HER DUCKLINGS (she’d totally call all the kids her ducklings.)
SHE’D FOLLOW THEM SECRETLY TO AND FROM SCHOOL TOO.
AND IF ANYONE MESSED WITH THEM SHE’D JUMP OUT OF THE SHADOWS AND DESTROY THEM.
Holy shit but what about ace and demi Steve Rogers.
So as far as I can discern, the core difference between Marvel and DC is this:
I am still not over — will never be over — Steve and Natasha showing up on Sam’s doorstep like sad, lost puppies. Sad, lost puppies whom he then takes care of and feeds and helps save the world, without them even having to ask, because Sam.
I’m writing a fic and Hawkeye just called Bucky Barnes Captain Planet.
oh gosh that ask about a deaf legolas being taught both general westron and then sindarin sign language by his mother and father and still joining the fellowship and being a phenomenal fighter and bowman got me thinking
about gimli teaching him iglishmêk which is the khuzdul sign language the dwarves would use because it’s too loud in the smiths because of the hammers and the sound of metal-on-metal for voices to be heard
and all i can think about is gimli being all smug and signing to legolas in westeron ‘now this is much harder than all that flowery elvish nonsense’ and legolas just stares at him evenly and he picks up all of the iglishmêk gimli teaches him nearly instantly when it would have taken most dwarves months or even years
(the first time legolas uses a sign for a profanity word, gimli is aghast- ‘i didnt even teach you that!’ he exclaims. legolas just barely smirks but gives no reply)
and he ends up being the only elf of his time to ever have learned iglishmêk and it’s a huge huge huge deal because the dwarves covet their knowledge and language so much so it’s such a massive honor but gimli never brings it up so legolas doesnt either